REVIEW: TRANSFORMERS DARK OF THE MOON

Last Updated on Friday, 01 July 2011 21:59 Written by John Friday, 01 July 2011 21:57

Transformers Dark of The Moon, the third and most likely final film in this franchise is also the weakest of the trilogy.  While it had much potential to be as good as the second one (even though that one was inferior to the first film) the third film failed to live up to expectations or for that matter its over hyped advertising campaign.

This is a typical Michael Bay film with a minimalist plot and explosions galore.  But unlike other Bay films, this time it seems forced and predictable.  The script this time around is written by Ehren Kruger, whose previous writing credits include Scream 4 and Reindeer Games, and we all remember what blockbusters those were.  The previous films were written by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, the same team that wrote the 2009 Star Trek film. For whatever reason they were absent here, the product on the screen proves that they are sorely missed. More after the jump......

As for Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, all she is in the film is eye candy. While the same could be said for Megan Fox, at least I felt Fox had some more of an acting range than this mannequin they cast to replace her as the female lead and seemed to fit more comfortably in the story line.  But the acting all around in this film just plain sucked. It seems everyone in this film was over acting to the point where it became unwatchable in certain parts.  In fact it seemed to me that best performances in this film were those done by the Transformers themselves.  I single John Turturro and Alan Tudyk as the two best human actors in the film.  Alan Tudyk gives a great performance but that’s to be expected given his previous roles in Serenity/Firefly and I, ROBOT.  John Turturro is over the top and chews up the scenery in this film, but he did that in the first two films so at least you can say his performance is consistent.

Let me give kudos to whoever decided to cast Leonard Nimoy as the voice of Sentinel Prime.  It brought back memories of Nimoy as the voice of Galvatron in the original animated film from 1986.

The plot is as follows, but beware spoilers below:

In 1961, a Cybertronian spacecraft, known as the Ark, crash lands on the far side of the moon.  It was the last ship to escape a Cybertron devastated by war.  Piloted by Sentinel Prime, it carried "the Pillars", technology that could save the Cybertronian’s once and for all.  On Earth, the crash of the Ark is detected by NASA, and President John F. Kennedy authorizes the mission to put a man on the moon as a cover.  In 1969, Apollo 11 lands on the surface of the Moon to investigate the Ark.

In the present day, the Autobots have forged a military alliance with the United States, but largely act independently in stopping humans from destroying themselves.  During a mission in Chernobyl at the request of the Ukrainian government, Optimus Prime discovers a fuel cell from the Ark that the Soviet Union attempted to use as a power source, resulting in the Chernobyl disaster.  At this point we meet Shockwave who attempts to steal the power source (this is a wasted character and was most likely brought into the film just to sell toys).  Knowing this, Optimus launches his own mission to retrieve the Pillars and revive Sentinel Prime.  Just five Pillars remain on-board the vessel, which the Autobots describe as being the means to establish a mobile space bridge between two points and transport matter through.  U.S. National Intelligence Director Charlotte Mearing (Frances McDormand) is horrified at this revelation as the Pillars could be used to bring an invading army to Earth.

Meanwhile, Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) is frustrated by his life after graduating from college as he hasn't been able to find a job.  He takes his frustrations out on his girlfriend, Carly Spencer (Huntington-Whiteley), and her close relationship with her playboy accountant boss, Dylan Gould (Patrick Dempsey).   Sam is eventually hired in a mail room in a high-pressure working environment.  One of his co-workers, Jerry Wang (Ken Jeong), takes an unusual interest in Sam's activities before revealing himself to be a conspiracy theorist.  He passes information on to Sam about "the dark side of the moon" before being assassinated by Laserbeak.  After contacting the retired Seymour Simmons (John Turturro), Sam realizes that the Decepticons are systematically killing people connected to the American and Russian space missions.  They locate two Russian cosmonauts who fled to America after the Soviet space program was shut down.  The cosmonauts have photos taken by Soviet satellites that clearly show hundreds of Pillars being stockpiled on the Moon.  Sam realizes that the Decepticons raided the Ark decades beforehand and are luring the Autobots into a trap: unable to revive Sentinel Prime on their own, they left him and five Pillars - including the Master Pillar, which controls all of them - for the Autobots to find.  Sam contacts the Autobots and reveals that Sentinel Prime is being targeted by the Decepticons, and escort him to their base.  However, Sentinel reveals that he made a deal with the Decepticons and betrays both the Autobots and the humans, destroying their base and executing Ironhide before fleeing with the Pillars.

Sentinel uses the Pillars to establish a space bridge with the Moon, where hundreds of Decepticons have lain in wait for decades.  Sam is forced by Dylan Gould, who is revealed to be the Decepticons' agent on Earth, into finding out Optimus Prime's plans for retaliation.  The Autobots are exiled from Earth and depart in their spaceship.  Knowing this, the Decepticons destroy the Autobot rocket, and take control of Earth.  With Gould's help, they establish themselves in Chicago and fortify the city.  Gould reveals to a kidnapped Carly that the Decepticons intend to rebuild Cybertron, strip-mining the Earth for resources and using humans as slave labor.  In order to do this, the Decepticons have placed Pillars around the world to call Cybertron itself through the space bridge.

Angered at the betrayal, Sam finds USAF Chief Robert Epps and the two re-form Epps' disbanded NEST team to go into Chicago and rescue Carly.  They are nearly killed before they have set foot in the city and are saved by Optimus Prime and the Autobots, who escaped the explosion of their shuttle by hiding in one of the booster rockets that was disengaged before the Decepticon attack.  Sam, the Autobots and NEST advance on Gould's penthouse to rescue Carly and disable the Master Pillar before Cybertron appears in the sky.  After battling through the city, NEST takes out the Decepticon leaders including Shockwave while Carly convinces Megatron that he will answer to Sentinel Prime once Cybertron is restored, instead of leading the Cybertronians himself.  Sam reaches the Master Pillar where he confronts Gould.  Gould is electrocuted by the Pillar, which Bumblebee destroys.  The connection to Cybertron is broken, and the half-formed planet collapses into itself. With Cybertron destroyed, Optimus and Sentinel fight in the ruins of Chicago.  Optimus loses an arm and is about to be killed by Sentinel before Megatron intervenes, convinced by Carly's words.  This gives Optimus the opening he needs to re-enter the fight, ripping Megatron's head and spine from his body before executing Sentinel. Sam and Carly are reunited while the Autobots accept that with Cybertron gone, Earth is now their only home.

Like I said, this film had potential but fails. The first half of the film I found myself looking at my cell phone every ten minutes or so because I was that bored with it.  When the story switches to Chicago is when the film takes off, but by then it was too late to save it for me.  My advice is that see if you want, but don’t expect much – because you won’t get it.

 My overall rating is a C+